Miranda Lambert ft. Carrie Underwood - Somethin’ Bad

8/26/14, 437 notes VIA

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saves the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.

"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

Andrew and Emma photobombing each other ♥



No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.


*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person




i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?